i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
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