I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I met the friendliest cop last night
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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