Just mADE A PArabola og urine
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
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I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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