? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
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I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
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im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My night just got really weird. In a sit down stall bathroom at this nice resturaunt and this guy walks in as I rip a humongous porcelain-splitting fart. Well, I hear him stop for a second. He then opens the door to the stall next to mine, sits down and says, "player two has entered the game."
Did you win?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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