How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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