scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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