so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
