so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
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You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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