Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
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Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
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Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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