I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
i think my cat just said my name.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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