seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
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honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
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Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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