I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Found your dick twin last night
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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