no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
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I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
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I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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