when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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