that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
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In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
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if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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