do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
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