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You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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