So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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