is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
She announced her abortion via fbk
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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