Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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