it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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