That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
nutella sex= disaster
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
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