why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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