What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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