Sry I called you an 8
If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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