All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Randomize