HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
He felt like a one man threesome
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
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We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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