It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
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So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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