It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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