do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
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Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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