we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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