if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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