Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
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I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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