These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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