yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
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God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
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How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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