): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
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The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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