No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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