shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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