Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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