im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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