Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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