I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
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tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
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you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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