State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
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Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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