Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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