I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
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but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
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Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
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