let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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