just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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