plz talk dirty to me
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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