I just cut my nipple shaving
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
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Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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