i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She needs sedatives and a leash
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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