He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Dignity is for republicans.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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