Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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