soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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