He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
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The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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